Friday | October 12, 2007

My First {{Poem}}

Alone

i seem to have given up everything
i feel the eyes on my back
i wonder if i should do something
but its the courage i lack

i feel panic coming on
followed by the tears
but i really hate the crying
that i've built up throughout the years

i only break down every once and a while
and when it comes it hurts
just thinking about the things they said
the things that really burnt

im strong enough to keep my head high
but only in front of some
the ones who seem to really care
ask why i seem so glum

during the day i walk through the hall
i feel im about to scream
i try not to fall to my knees
its worse than i make it seem

people are telling me what i did wrong
my friends are angry with me
i tell others that i fucked things up
and i wish it didnt have to be

i really need to leave this place
i know im giving up
i feel my door is closing
its almost frozen shut

im kinda of sad im going
but there's nothing here for me
they might think that they have won
because i had to flee

i hope im happy where im going
if im not oh well
its better than facing the things they say
that force my eyes to swell

im sorry that i must leave this poem
with an ending thats so vain
but thats what flows through body and soul
when your filled to the brim with pain
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ARIES!

ARIES- Irresistible
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
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Potty Time

So, the next time you find yourself in the restroom with nothing to do, bored and you suddenly obtain an unlimited amount of random suppiles......

Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'may I borrow a highlighter?'

Say, 'uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'

Drop a marble and say, 'Oh No! My glass eye!'

Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Say, 'Now how did that get in there.'

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'

Say, 'Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers.''

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'

Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now.'

Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'

Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free.'



Posted by Tweeker at 21:18:53 | Permanent Link | Comments (1) |

WALMART!!!!

FOURTEEN THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR SPOUSE IS TAKING HIS OR HER SWEET TIME SHOPPING:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in electronics,".... and see what happens.


5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M &M's on layaway.


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.


10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"


11. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.


12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"


13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! its those voices again!"


.... and last but not least ...


14. Go into a fitting room and after a few minutes yell real loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"



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I'm Ready....I Hope

I am Ready..... Ready to LIVE!!! I want a life full of promise and fun....I am Ready to get out there and make choices instead of Hiding.... I am Ready to make Mistakes and I am Ready to Fail but I am also Ready to Succeed and through my Failures make something Promising... I am Ready for Something New.... For Those of You Who Told me to Wait I say FUCK YOU!!! I am Tired of Waiting and I am Even More tired of Sitting Around and Not Doing anything about it.... So I propose not only for Myself I also Propose to you an idea...With this Idea make something of yourself..... Get Out There and LIVE!!!!!!! This is an Idea that will Make Something of You....I can say I have Failed alot in My Life but Instead of Dwelling on Those Failures I intend to Use them to Mold my Future Choices and to help me Understand Who I Am! This world we Live in is Hetic and Stress is plentiful and In our Hurry to Get On In life we complelty Miss the Meaning of Life... And I can't Tell You the Secret Of Life.... but I intend to Do EVERYTHING I can To help me Live Life to the Fullest and to Help me reach out to people and Help them... God is the only Knower of the Secret and In Him we Find Ourselves... I am Not a Christian Man and I Do not Hold With a God... I instead Take in Whats around me but I know that he is out there I Know something is and One Day We Will All Know the Secret of Life................So Thanks for Reading This.... Lets Begin the Revolution to Live Life to The fullest and I Intend to Take Every Choice Presented To Me..... I will Live and I will Succeed
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You kno you live in Ferndale when.....


The ONLY thing to do late at nigh/early morning is HAGGEN out

You have hung out "after hours" at Grants drive in with one of the Grants Girls or no someone who has

You get stuck in traffic because of a tractor

You see the bridge has been painted over but you KNOW Metallica will be back soon

You know officer Vanderyaught… well

You now HATE roundabouts

You know who Dave the driving instructor is

You have had sexual relations with one of the Swaen twins or know someone who has…

You hate Kimberly Shields or have been backstabbed by her
and know that she's a whore

You think people who carry umbrellas are pussy's

You describe distance by using time (example "where's Seattle…about 2 hours south")

You know where Zach Smiths mom's house is and have probably hung out there at lunchtime

You wouldn't survive with out the hot n ready deal at little ceasers

You hate Mrs. Fairchild

You have gotten detention for skipping or leaving campus as a frosh by Ms. Kennedy or Ms. Mitchell

You have seen a Still Year Faded (aka Theres no I in Tim, Hurrah for Holland, and more) or a True Tones show

You just have to go to every football game every Friday night ;)

You know someone with dreads

You go to haggen for lunch, if your're not at zach smiths moms house, whether you eat or not

You have learned to put up with the smell of cow shit
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Life's Only as Good as You Make It

People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
And that is the only thing you ever really need to know.
And please, practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Love is not what makes the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worth while. Do it for love?


I personally think that.. Refusing to change is refusing to grow, and refusing to grow is unacceptable.
At some point, we all must change, but the difference is in if we change for the better or for the worse.
People say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I believe that to be true.
I also believe that reality is in the eye of the beholder, thus reality is ever changing.
People believe what they choose to believe. The mind is the most powerful thing in the world, that's why it must be used for better and not for worse.
"With every deed, we are sowing a seed, though the harvest we may not see."
A statement more powerful than you can realize, and completely true.
The world is a confusing and disturbing place. It is beautiful yet ruined.
Understand that maybe sometimes it is beautiful BECAUSE it is ruined.
And because we are mortal, and only here to bid our time before we meet the creator.
Make your time priceless.

The Glass is half full
[life is worth living]





Sometimes i look around and the world just seems to be spinning so fastly around me. I wonder how all of life got to be where it is. Sometimes I still don't know.

I make mistakes. Who doesn't.
I grow up each day, because I'm always learning.
I love to learn
It's called intelligence. You might want to invest [it will pay off this time]

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Posted by Tweeker at 21:14:58 | Permanent Link | Comments (0) |

Attitude

Attitude


The longer I live

The more I realize the impact of attitude on life.

Attitude, to me, Is more important than the past,

Than education, than money,

Than circumstances

Than failures

Then success

Than what other people think or say or do


It is more important than appearance,

Giftedness or skill.

It will make or break an organization

A school, a home.


The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday

Regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.

We cannot change our past.

We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain

Way.

We cannot change the inevitable.


The only thing we can do

Is play the string we have.

And that is our attitude.


I am convinced that life is 10 percent what happens to me

And 90 percent how I react to it.

And so it is with you.
Posted by Tweeker at 21:13:22 | Permanent Link | Comments (0) |

I'm Fresh!!!! {{Poem}}

I'm Fresh

I Fucking hate you
you and your freedom
you and your popularness
you and your many boyfriends
you and your perfectness
you and your bitchiness
i wanna fucking choke you before the ones that
feel just like me do it before i do
i fucking hate that think your so much better
or how you think your always right
if i could i would
and you kno what the hell im talking about
your stupid but not that stupid
you need to grow up and change your
attitude before i fucking make you.
Get a life & stop using mine to shit on
you think your so fucking cute but you
kno what they say. Beauty is only
skin deep bitch.
Fuck you, Fuck your mom, fuck your
dumbass boyfriends and your fame-seeking
braindead friends and your fucking "sucky"
life, fuck it, fuck it all.
Grow the fuck up, but it wouldnt matter
if you did cause you could never get to my
level.
im the queen bitch....
Get your stale ass off me....
i'm fresh.











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